"Well he’s kind of stiff. He’s not the world’s greatest actor. He’s a nice person, but, um, yeah, I mean, he was alright."

- Bjarne Melgaard, discussing me

STR: 10
DEX: 11
CON: 9
INT: 13
WIS: 7
CHA: Debatable.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q1: What's the deal with your tattoos?

A1: This should help.

Q2: How are you?

A2: I am doing great. You don't have to contact me to ask this question. I appreciate the sentiment, but really. There you go.

Q3: Do you escort?

A3: I do not, but I am flattered you would ask! Not that I have anything against escorting--I just choose not to do so personally.

I have an email address, which can be found on the sidebar. And a Twitter, which is below that. I also got an Instagram because someone was apparently pretending to be me on Instagram. Please note: I suck at social media, but I try to get back to every e-correspondence I get.

Here is a list of interviews I have done, if you are interested in looking at those:

- At Sex City Radio, at the University of Toronto's radio station,
- At Die Zeit Online (in German),
- At Vice, regarding Coming Out Like a Pornstar,
- At ArtFCity, regarding a screening I did in Baltimore,
- At Slutever,
- At Kioski (in Finnish),
- At Radio Helsinki (audio),
- At Kinky.com and GayGamer.net, regarding video games,
- At France Inter's Team Time Club (audio, in French),
- At Nightcharm,
- At Pop and Films (in French),
- At the Awl,
- At Baltimore's Indypendent Reader,
- At Gayumbos,
- At Manhunt Daily,
- And I think there was one more out there somewhere, but I can't remember where it was.